Not manga stuff, just ranting. please skip!

Kai July 2, 2021 10:26 am

So, my mom and elder sis were applying this homemade coffee face masks and I was attracted by the mild coffee smell so I asked wt they were doing.

She explained something which went in one ear and out the other, but anyways my mom remembered I was going out 2moro to meet my new classmates.

The new kids in my class organised this meet up since all the classes were online. As a bonafide introvert I was gonna politely reject the invitation and all, but my bff decided that he must kidnap me with the help of my parents. SO I CANT ESCAPE THIS OUTING.

my mom told me to try the coffee stuff because I was at home like for a year and a half with poor hygiene maintenance so I was like 'why not?'

AND DAMN IS MY SKIN LITERALLY GLOWING LIKE THE SUN AND SOFT LIKE SILK NOW. IS THIS WHAT YOU ALL WOMEN WERE HIDING BEHIND THOSE EXPENSIVE BOTTLES?!

I COULD LITERALLY WRITE POETRY FOR MY DIVINE SKIN RIGHT NOW.

once winter now spring,
flowers blooming to your gentle touch.
We were once young and wild now mellow and soft,
only by the hands of yours that blessed us.
Coffee packs and lavender baths,
to touch up the masterpiece.
But never forget that once we all,
were dry and barren winter lands.

Okay that wasn't exactly rhyming but you get the gist right?!

AND AND AND I'M JUST SO EXCITED FOR NO REASON NOW THAT I MADE THIS GROUND BREAKING DISCOVERY AS A GUY!

WOULD I HAVE THE BEST SKIN 2MORO?! I BET NO GUYS IN MY CLASS WOULD DO SKIN CARE. WOULD THEY KNEEL AND BEG ME FOR THE RECIPE?! AH I SUDDENLY FEEL LIKE TORTURING THOSE POOR SOULS WITH DRY AND ROUGH SKIN WITH MY EVIL SPIRIT LAUGH.

Responses
    cocowo July 2, 2021 10:30 am

    BAHAAHSHSHHSH

    Nemuiro July 2, 2021 10:35 am

    XDDDDDDDD I DIDN’T KNOW about that secret either. Now I want perfect skin too ╥﹏╥

    Stranger July 2, 2021 10:41 am

    Hahaha! bro,you are such a funny guy!'torturing ....with rough and poor skin'!lol!

    Sumersunlight July 2, 2021 10:53 am

    Tell us the recipeee ask ur mom we beg you

    Cupid hates me July 2, 2021 10:56 am

    Damn. You must be so proud of your self

    bixbliophile July 2, 2021 11:14 am

    drop the skin care recipe!!

    Kai July 2, 2021 12:03 pm
    Tell us the recipeee ask ur mom we beg you Sumersunlight

    HAHAHA! sure (I asked mom and she told wt I could understand):

    Coffee powder+sugar+coconut oil+rose water+chickpea flour= some brown paste.

    It hurst a bit when you rub it on your skin because it has sugar cubes but it works just fine!(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ

    Kai July 2, 2021 12:03 pm
    drop the skin care recipe!! bixbliophile

    Its above but here's ctrl+v:

    HAHAHA! sure (I asked mom and she told wt I could understand):

    Coffee powder+sugar+coconut oil+rose water+chickpea flour= some brown paste.

    It hurst a bit when you rub it on your skin because it has sugar cubes but it works just fine!(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ

    Kai July 2, 2021 12:04 pm
    Damn. You must be so proud of your self Cupid hates me

    I am (๑•ㅂ•)و✧

    Kai July 2, 2021 12:04 pm
    Hahaha! bro,you are such a funny guy!'torturing ....with rough and poor skin'!lol! Stranger

    Thx! ┗( T﹏T )┛

    I've never been called funny before!

    Sakuraruu July 2, 2021 2:01 pm

    Lol, came to your homepage to press the follow button, but found this cute story of yours. I can see that you are indeed aspiring writer! You will make a good professional writer one day! Good job.

    Sumersunlight July 2, 2021 5:58 pm
    Its above but here's ctrl+v:HAHAHA! sure (I asked mom and she told wt I could understand):Coffee powder+sugar+coconut oil+rose water+chickpea flour= some brown paste. It hurst a bit when you rub it on your skin... Kai

    This is the first time in my life I have read a recipe I have all the ingredients of. *Bows* this shall be helpful to my fucked up acne skin :') keep it up king

    Kai July 3, 2021 2:26 pm
    Lol, came to your homepage to press the follow button, but found this cute story of yours. I can see that you are indeed aspiring writer! You will make a good professional writer one day! Good job. Sakuraruu

    Thx a lot! ╥﹏╥

    Kai July 3, 2021 2:27 pm
    This is the first time in my life I have read a recipe I have all the ingredients of. *Bows* this shall be helpful to my fucked up acne skin :') keep it up king Sumersunlight

    hope it helps! (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ

    Cupid hates me July 4, 2021 4:41 am
    Its above but here's ctrl+v:HAHAHA! sure (I asked mom and she told wt I could understand):Coffee powder+sugar+coconut oil+rose water+chickpea flour= some brown paste. It hurst a bit when you rub it on your skin... Kai

    Gonna try this but I am not gonna roughly apply ( can't irritate the skin) cause of the sugar. Hope my acne skin appreciates it a bit :')

    seunghos shlong July 4, 2021 6:27 am
    HAHAHA! sure (I asked mom and she told wt I could understand):Coffee powder+sugar+coconut oil+rose water+chickpea flour= some brown paste. It hurst a bit when you rub it on your skin because it has sugar cubes ... Kai

    thanks, had to follow this comment to wait for the skincare hahahhaha