HSHAHAH LMAO FR
he gives you orgasm each time, always devoted to you, he doesnt complains, unless put him running battery.
He can glow in the dark an/or have sparkles and you can have multiple of them... The list never stops
also waterproof impornant qualificiation. get your mens waterproof folks
Also you can have multiple and not feel guilty, they come in different shapes and sizes (you don't have to risk getting something that you don't like size wise), they come in different colors, they can comfort you in bed without occupying too much space, sometimes they come with Bluetooth options too!!
yes inclusivity and practicality
THEY.
You can HOOK UP WITH NO DRAMAA
Get a dildo bestie, promise you'll be happier