set fire to your hair, poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicines that out of dates, use your private part as piranha bait.
dumb ways to die, dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die... get your toast out with a fork, do your own electrical wire, teach yourself how to fly, eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die. Dumb ways to die-ie-ie, so many dumb ways to die.
Invite a psycho killer inside, scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride, take your helmet off in outer space, use a clothes dryer as a hiding place.
Dumb wayyy toooo dieeee.. So many dumb way toooooooo dieee~~~