Responses
Oh better....
"Let me pick this potentially poisonous fruit and take it back home where I have very young children who don't know any better, run around under poor supervision. And since there is no such thing as child proof anything yet, I'm sure it'll be fine."
Someone please call CPS or Animal Welfare on this derp woman.
"CPS or animal welfare" had me in stitches
Ohhh lemme just step over these bones and dead animals under this tree to eat this fruit... What could go wrong?