wtf

Jesus June 20, 2021 4:47 pm

the toxicity is worse than those fuckers that got me crucified

Responses
    Devil June 20, 2021 10:24 pm

    Excuse me?don’t diss my minions like that

    sherry June 21, 2021 1:46 am

    (⊙…⊙ ) Y'all names had me choking on my holy water!!!!

    Jesus June 21, 2021 5:28 pm
    Excuse me?don’t diss my minions like that Devil

    bitch, they literally called me sacrifice for their sins, like bitch is that my problem?

    Jesus June 21, 2021 5:30 pm
    bitch, they literally called me sacrifice for their sins, like bitch is that my problem? Jesus

    *a sacrifice

    Devil June 21, 2021 8:15 pm
    bitch, they literally called me sacrifice for their sins, like bitch is that my problem? Jesus

    You got what you deserved over here being a stuck up to god “yes daddy I will obey you “ what type of kink is that

    Jesus June 21, 2021 9:02 pm
    You got what you deserved over here being a stuck up to god “yes daddy I will obey you “ what type of kink is that Devil

    Bitch, it's called a fucking daddy kink. And second, I had to obey him because he told me he would let me be able to turn water into wine, so why the fuck would I turn down the chance to be lit along everyone else around me lit 24/7

    Jesus June 21, 2021 9:03 pm
    Bitch, it's called a fucking daddy kink. And second, I had to obey him because he told me he would let me be able to turn water into wine, so why the fuck would I turn down the chance to be lit along everyone e... Jesus

    They wouldn’t have seen me catwalk on water if they were all sober

    Devil June 21, 2021 11:32 pm
    They wouldn’t have seen me catwalk on water if they were all sober Jesus

    Stfu go back to sucking your dads dick .you know what that’s why I fucked your mom and dad so go back to drinking your cheap ass wine

    Jesus June 22, 2021 8:32 am

    No you stfu, my mom is a virgin and died a virgin so stop lying bitch. My dad fucked her through air, and my wine is cleaner than your crusty underground water looking ass wine

    sherry June 22, 2021 11:23 am

    LMFAO!!!! Church was like this they would be selling tickets for seats!!!!
    (๑•ㅂ•)و✧

    Devil June 22, 2021 12:11 pm
    No you stfu, my mom is a virgin and died a virgin so stop lying bitch. My dad fucked her through air, and my wine is cleaner than your crusty underground water looking ass wine Jesus

    Bitch who you trying to start fights I will come up there and beat your ass with your Tarzan gorilla face built like a brick that’s why all your followers looked like they haven’t seen a salad in years

    Jesus June 22, 2021 3:56 pm
    Bitch who you trying to start fights I will come up there and beat your ass with your Tarzan gorilla face built like a brick that’s why all your followers looked like they haven’t seen a salad in years Devil

    shut the fuck up you crusty musty bat looking headass bitch, if my followers look like that, then yours look like they haven't seen light in centuries with their dumbasses thinking being your follower is a fucking personality trait