im a carpet muncher but the way i’d be her dad’s very own personal nut vaccum😩 idc,...

Uhhhh how…

this is the most relatable shit i’ve ever seen

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cuz fictional men aren’t real men. they’re unreachable. the same with idols and fantasies of men. even if you have experienced all three of these scenarios, it doesn’t mean you’re any less of a lesbian. this is because it’s all in ur head, it’s an ideal version of a man. now if the fictional man was real/ if a man idol showed up at ur door, most would turn them away. as a lesbian myself, i would, but some wouldn’t. Some wouldn’t because maybe that man is an exception; sexuality isn’t 100% anything. there can always be exceptions. besides someone could be bisexual but want the label of lesbian, and they’re valid too :D

honestly just read the lesbian master doc

LMAO I NEVER READ IT CUS IM STUPID AND IT WAS TOO DAMN LONG i had to figure my shit out the old fashioned way through trial and error and it sucked finding out real men just aren’t any fun