true....
Yaoi Rule #2: When you have a jerking-off scene it's because the uke or seme will get caught in the act. ╮(￣▽￣)╭
Yaoi Rule #3: The easiest way to say "I Love You" is sex.
10000% AGREEED!!!!
...so if the seme takes off his shirt first, but then takes off uke's pants... who got 'undressed first?
Yaoi Rule #4: fujoshi squirt while schlick to yaoi
Yaoi Rule #4: Lube is optional as all ukes are trained to interpret pain as pleasure (๑•ㅂ•)و✧
Squirt while schlick to yaoi
I wish i could save these comments (￣∇￣")
they speak so much truth that makes me laugh ^~^
Yaoi rule 5 - gay sex will solve all your problems. Feeling down? Let's bang. Your cat died? Let's bang. Erectile dysfunction? Don't worry lets bang. You'll be cured
(づ￣ ³￣)づ
Every uke musnt refuse the sex as there is no reason to
Assholes are self lubricating
Asholes are always primed and ready
dicks are hard AF
And sex seems to solve all problems
yeah that's pretty much kuroneko rn
Yaoi rule #6. Doble penetration is easy and the best thing to do if theres another guy after you're uke. ╮(￣▽￣)╭
*your
lmfao
Yaoi Rule #7. Every straight guy will get hard af in their first time w gay sex
Yaoi Rule #7 : First Love always last forever. You didn't date him before? You will in the future and forever.
Yaoi rule #8. If not rape if he like it. (╯°Д °)╯╧╧
*is. Im gonna kill my autocorrect.
Yaoi Rule #1: The uke always gets undressed first. ლ(´ڡ`ლ)