Yaoi Rule #1: The uke always gets undressed first. ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

YayYaoi! July 16, 2016 4:47 am

Yaoi Rule #1: The uke always gets undressed first. ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

Responses
    Waifu July 16, 2016 4:50 am

    true....

    YayYaoi! July 16, 2016 4:50 am

    Yaoi Rule #2: When you have a jerking-off scene it's because the uke or seme will get caught in the act. ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭

    nickname July 16, 2016 5:04 am

    Yaoi Rule #3: The easiest way to say "I Love You" is sex.

    Nyaaaaaru23 July 16, 2016 5:07 am
    Yaoi Rule #3: The easiest way to say "I Love You" is sex. nickname

    10000% AGREEED!!!!

    CrystalAris July 16, 2016 5:17 am

    ...so if the seme takes off his shirt first, but then takes off uke's pants... who got 'undressed first?

    Anonymous July 16, 2016 5:22 am

    Yaoi Rule #4: fujoshi squirt while schlick to yaoi

    Alyssa July 16, 2016 5:23 am

    Yaoi Rule #4: Lube is optional as all ukes are trained to interpret pain as pleasure (๑•ㅂ•)و✧

    fujoshi rule July 16, 2016 5:24 am

    Squirt while schlick to yaoi

    Luna Starr July 16, 2016 5:29 am

    I wish i could save these comments ( ̄∇ ̄")
    they speak so much truth that makes me laugh ^~^

    Ichiro July 16, 2016 5:35 am

    Yaoi rule 5 - gay sex will solve all your problems. Feeling down? Let's bang. Your cat died? Let's bang. Erectile dysfunction? Don't worry lets bang. You'll be cured

    nickname July 16, 2016 5:41 am
    10000% AGREEED!!!! Nyaaaaaru23

    (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ

    Yaoi Junkie Tsukimi Fujoshi July 16, 2016 5:49 am

    Every uke musnt refuse the sex as there is no reason to
    Assholes are self lubricating
    Asholes are always primed and ready
    dicks are hard AF
    And sex seems to solve all problems

    heyyy July 16, 2016 5:55 am
    Every uke musnt refuse the sex as there is no reason toAssholes are self lubricatingAsholes are always primed and readydicks are hard AFAnd sex seems to solve all problems Yaoi Junkie Tsukimi Fujoshi

    yeah that's pretty much kuroneko rn

    jimenaF July 16, 2016 6:03 am

    Yaoi rule #6. Doble penetration is easy and the best thing to do if theres another guy after you're uke. ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭

    jimenaF July 16, 2016 6:14 am

    *your

    Anonymous July 16, 2016 6:28 am
    Yaoi Rule #4: Lube is optional as all ukes are trained to interpret pain as pleasure (๑•ㅂ•)و✧ Alyssa

    lmfao

    Lil July 16, 2016 6:43 am

    Yaoi Rule #7. Every straight guy will get hard af in their first time w gay sex

    Mew July 16, 2016 6:47 am

    Yaoi Rule #7 : First Love always last forever. You didn't date him before? You will in the future and forever.

    jimenaF July 16, 2016 7:07 am

    Yaoi rule #8. If not rape if he like it. (╯°Д °)╯╧╧

    jimenaF July 16, 2016 7:10 am

    *is. Im gonna kill my autocorrect.