I’m actually in a serious situation right now. You see I was just in my bathroom and saw a spider. And not the tiny kind no. It was the kind of spider that had a big booty and had long ass legs, and it was just strutting across my tile floors with no care in the world never mind there’s a cricket on my bed now. I guess I’m gonna have to go to prison for arson now.
I’m actually in a serious situation right now. You see I was just in my bathroom and saw a spider. And not the tiny kind no. It was the kind of spider that had a big booty and had long ass legs, and it was just strutting across my tile floors with no care in the world never mind there’s a cricket on my bed now. I guess I’m gonna have to go to prison for arson now.