"I want you to be my accountant so I can take care of you for the rest of your life." "What? You can't do anything. You should say that I'll be the one taking care of you." "Ok then let's have sex"
wait...what? Where's the love? Didn't feel it at all
saaaaaaaaaaaaame!! i was like, hold up... what? nah nah nah nah *keeps reading on* oh... yep... their actually fuckin... um... how did we get from point A to point W so quickly?!? lmao what the heck? i just stopped right there... couldn't keep going. story is shit. haha
"I want you to be my accountant so I can take care of you for the rest of your life."
"What? You can't do anything. You should say that I'll be the one taking care of you."
"Ok then let's have sex"
wait...what? Where's the love? Didn't feel it at all