Okay but I’ll try to read it while I’m on break… AND THEN OTHER PEOPLE COME IN THE BREAKROOM WHILE IM READING SMUT AND ITS SO EMBARRASSING TO HAVE TO HIDE MY PHONE
Well take it from me as i am quite experienced alr8 (wtf lol), everytime u reading smt unsafe dont put ur phone on the table while reading it, and always aware of people (lol cant believe im writing dis), and everytime u feel like someone approaching always get ready to click that swipe to another app button (i usually put ig next to browser so if someone approaching it'll look like im just scrolling on ig explore lol xD).
Me : why do they always update a steamy episodes while im at work?? Like seriously its so hard to control the thing down there u know??
Also me : well, JUST DONT READ IT THEN U HORNY BTCH. WHY WOULD U EVEN OPEN THE WEBSITE WHILE U'RE AT WORK?!
Me : but i--
Also me : Just admit it, u're a horny mf.
Me : i cant deny dat ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄