Whoever is updating this

I hope your charger goes into the port on the first try

I hope your cereal won't get soggy

i hope your wifi always on 5g

I hope you get the latest phone

I hope you crack your eggs perfectly each time

I hope you get the right side of ur blanket on ur first try

i hope your toasts don't get burn

I hope you fart in public

Bitch??

?

and no one hears*

The “bitch??” Killing me