Almost a corpse!Has this ever happened to you?

FujoshiBG.MMX June 18, 2016 11:22 am

I was listening a "Fudanshi-kun No Honey Days" BL CD Drama on my phone.
I heart that my mum was coming in my room,so I threw away the phone and the headphones.And I immediately got the lap top and started to do something
She asked me what I am doing and tried to answer as calmly as I could :
Nothing interesting,just checking my FB profile.Then she went out.
I waited about some minutes and I burst out laughing {I used Google Translate in this sentence,so please,tell me if something is wrong } Fortunately,my face wasn't as red as tomato thanks Goodness! I've read that this thing is called "Fujoshi Technique"
So my question here is:
Have you ever been in similar circumstances?
And two more,because I'm curious- Have you ever used the "Fujoshi Technique" or something like this? And do you know other tricks which might be lifesavers in these situations?
Thanks for attention!

Responses
    Anonymous June 18, 2016 11:28 am

    You could have just turned on a song or sthg on your phone which is faster ya know and she wouldn't know since your earphones are on

    FujoshiBG.MMX June 18, 2016 11:38 am
    You could have just turned on a song or sthg on your phone which is faster ya know and she wouldn't know since your earphones are on @Anonymous

    No I can't.My phone is so slow in times and I don't wanna risk.And my mum gets angry if I stay for too long with the headphones on.

    nickname June 18, 2016 12:47 pm

    blcd is my fav music(?)

    Anonymous June 18, 2016 1:59 pm

    I use that technique ALL THE TIME. Once I was reading a compromising bl in the PC, and suddenly my dad came into the room wanting to use the PC. My hands moved faster than than light as I closed the page, deleted history ( yeah did not use incognito back then) and opened a "for study" website. Dayum my heart was beating so fast, thank gosh for this supernatural ability that develops in all fujoshis!

    FujoshiBG.MMX June 18, 2016 3:22 pm
    blcd is my fav music(?) nickname

    Mine as well!(⌒▽⌒)
    But I started to listen to it soon. {Since yesterday} Could recommend me some?

    FujoshiBG.MMX June 18, 2016 3:34 pm
    I use that technique ALL THE TIME. Once I was reading a compromising bl in the PC, and suddenly my dad came into the room wanting to use the PC. My hands moved faster than than light as I closed the page, delet... @Anonymous

    Wow that's sounds amazing!I don't think I'll be able to do this thing so quickly.But a little bit of adrenaline is good thing.
    If it's me,when these "fun moments" are over I start to laugh like crazy.Sometimes I wonder "What are doing the people who don't read/listen to Yaoi now? "
    My friend advised me to be more careful and not to read so much Yaoi,but there is no this to happen,so I had to learn how to read without emotions.Now I learning a new skill - "Pretend to be innocent".It's in case the "Technique" hasn't worked!

    nickname June 18, 2016 10:09 pm
    Mine as well!(⌒▽⌒)But I started to listen to it soon. {Since yesterday} Could recommend me some? FujoshiBG.MMX

    ehh..? Okaaayy,..

    Which one do you want??? I just have YT's Link though. Is that okay?

    https://fatedfujoshisblcdsblog.wordpress.com/

    FujoshiBG.MMX June 19, 2016 7:29 am
    ehh..? Okaaayy,..Which one do you want??? I just have YT's Link though. Is that okay?https://fatedfujoshisblcdsblog.wordpress.com/ nickname

    Wow!Thank you!