So you just gonna cheat on ur girlfriend

One he’s drunk, two the guy put him on the bed and is doing everything. So the neighbor is technically fucking a unconscious person as when you’re drunk you don’t have full control over your body

You might be able to make that argument day one, but it stops at "I prepped my ass with someone else's vibrator for a couple days"

I mean, you can’t help what u get addicted to

I also assume he had to break up with his gf anyways since he wouldn’t apologize

They seemed like a toxic couple anyway so lmao