He's all "RAWWRRRR, EVELYN, SWORD!!!MUST KILL!!!!!"...And I'm all "How does she keep that tablecloth from falling off her shoulders when she's supporting her weight with one hand and sniffing the other?"
Magic
Magic that causes modesty knuckles to sprout out of her collarbone ...
He's all "RAWWRRRR, EVELYN, SWORD!!!MUST KILL!!!!!"...And I'm all "How does she keep that tablecloth from falling off her shoulders when she's supporting her weight with one hand and sniffing the other?"