Responses
ML: *clearly saw MC with a bear trap stuck to his fucking leg and coughing due to excessive stress*
Also ML: DUR HUR HUR.. R YEW REELY SICC AN INJERED?
I forgot to add:
ML yet again: I’ll give yew medesin if you let me r@pe yew. Wai? Becuz I bileev rumerz and enjoy slut shaming insted of asking about them.
Me: the fact that you needed a knife against your chest to take a hint means you’re extremely dense and need better observation skills.
*Ml sees Mc's injured leg*
ML: are u really injured?
Me: ohh- naahhh, not like you saw the same leg get caught by ur bear trap before or anything... I dunno maybe he’s not injured