Lady Lan murder pact

Queen_cold15 May 21, 2021 10:39 pm

*Gets in car
*Turns on ignition
*Runs Lady Lan over
*Bitch is dead, punches her one more time for good measure, we bury her
*The end

Responses
    Shasha May 21, 2021 10:43 pm

    I will be your alibi... our story to the police will be that we had coffee at the time of the murder. I have receipts and the coffee cup (๑•ㅂ•)و✧

    Bleurgh May 21, 2021 10:55 pm

    I have never heard of burying shit before, but ok seems legit.

    Eris;) May 21, 2021 11:07 pm

    We can bury her super deep and then bury an animal on top of it so that nobody gets suspicious

    SayerSong May 22, 2021 12:35 am

    Don't forget the spikes on the tire treads and the razor-sharp blades beneath the bed of the car first!!!