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But then wouldn't it get in the way? Like when you're eating, you would be dipping your dick in your food. Unsanitary. Maybe if you kept it away with a headband or a headscarf, then it would be better. Or maybe a turban, then you could hide it the same way that dude from Harry Potter hid voldemort's face on the back of his head. Would also add a bit of mystique. A nice surprise underneath for someone to find.
If I grow a dick in my forehead then I hope it's long enough to reach with my mouth.