I was so shocked when I found out (by reading here of course😅) that putting two dcks in...

Fun fact- you can fit two raccoons... yes adult raccoons

I could've lived my life not knowing this

WHAA- HOW?? I have so many questions but I feel like I don't need to know the answer lmaoo bruhh human body is really facinating

Ooohhh u can fit a lot of shit in the ass no pun intended

how exactly did u learn bout dis??? XD

Uh- next question
Lmao

dont avoid it XD u know ur sins XD

"Now see that gerbil, grab that tube
Shove it up my butt
Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole, uhh" ~Eminem

I still wonder what he was thinking when he made that song-

And that's actually how a lot of people smuggle things(⊙…⊙ )

smuggle a pet onto the an airplane XD

Imagine smuggling a hamster (⊙…⊙ )

if u can fit 2 adult raccoon in ur ass u could prob smuggle at least 30 hamster onto the airplane if they didnt die from suffocation

You are right. Maybe they should smuggle a snake. That would be interesting ╮(￣▽￣)╭

1 adult raccoon is about 12 inches so 2 is 24 meaning you can fit a minimum of at least 28 gerbils but I’m bad at math so eh

it would be like cing a cockatrice but instead of chicken it would be a human XD

i think an octopus would be more interesting kinda feel like an alien invasion or parasite ya know XD & u can fit a shit ton of those since an octopus is super flexible!!! so like maybe 300 octopus can come sliding out the ass XD

I- Dude you are so creative. Where do you even get this ideas from? Lmao. Bu yeah that would be interesting cause they will cling to the inside

It's funny how people have to go to the E.R because of that ╮(￣▽￣)╭