(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づWhat type of Fujoshi/Fudanshi are you(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ

The Fujoshi May 18, 2016 11:44 am

Ok people...Just curious So I am gonna ask "What type of (Crazy) Fujoshi/Fudanshi are you?"(๑•ㅂ•)و✧

How do you Feel whenever you saw a Yaoi *Beep* Scene?( ̄へ ̄)
->A.My Heart is gonna BURST out from the *Beep* Scenes and Kawaii-ness? ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ
->B.Immediate Nosebleed(⊙…⊙ )
->C.*Faint*Gaaaaahhhh Its too Much for me ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄
->D.Any others not mentioned?If so,Share!(≧∀≦)

You walk into a store and see your MOST Favorite BL manga,BUT Before you even manage to take it,ITS TAKEN by someone else!!!What would you do?(● ̄(エ) ̄●)
->A."I MUST HAVE IT!!"(Use a violent method to get it)(╯°Д °)╯╧╧
->B."Oh well,Can't be helped.I will just find other type of BL Manga._.
->C.Ask "Nicely"(Not worrying whether he/she will agree)"Ermm...May I PLEASE have that Manga"*Acts Innocent* ヾ(☆▽☆)
->D.What other method would you use?Share!(≧∀≦)

Your favorite Yaoi Manga gets Updated.What is your Response?(⊙…⊙ )
->A."I DON"T (Fucking) CARE WHERE I AM NOW,I MUST READ THIS NOW!!AT ALL COSTS!!" ┑( ̄Д  ̄)┍
->B.Take Life slowly...I will read it later...The Yaoi manga would not run away after all(▰˘◡˘▰)
->C.What other reaction you have that is not mentioned?Share now!(≧∀≦)

What do you think about hardcore sex involving Incest? ( ̄へ ̄)
->A.I think it's CUTE!!!*Weird air coming out form nostril as you see it*Σ(  ̄□ ̄||)
->B.Eww,eww,and eww!*Simply Disgusing!Seriously!How is incest acceptable?! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
->C.I think it's okay."I am Fine with EVERYTHING RELATED TO YAOI" ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶
->D.Any other opinions?Share now!(≧∀≦)

Your Yaoi Tastes?(⌒▽⌒)
->A.Sex Toys(hehe)*Evil Laugh* ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ
->B.Incest(OMG,I LOVE IT) ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄
->C.Drammmmmmaaaaaa(hmm...) (/TДT)/
->D.Muscles...(Ermmm...Muscles huh?...)(⊙…⊙ )
->E.Angst/Tragic(Bad for my kokoro,yet I love it in a way...)(● ̄(エ) ̄●)
->F.Twisted(OMG I LOVE IT!!!)TWISTED PLOT AND SEX!!!(〜 ̄△ ̄)〜
->G.Forbidden Romance(Aka Teacher X student/King X Commoner For example?) ( ̄ε(# ̄)Σ
->H.Hot School Sex(Anytime,Anywhere)"lets have sex" ヽ(`Д´)ノ
->I.Whore Uke._.{Anyhow selling his body and having sex}(In other words,a Slut) (=・ω・=)
->J.Hosts(Kay...Just 1 word to describe Hosts...HOT!!)ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ノ~
->K.RAPE!!(Pardon me...But I kinda love rape...)-After all,I am rather twisted(MWAHAHAHA) ┗( T﹏T )┛
->L.Love Triangle=Threesome(Hmmm...I love "sandwich" threesomes.) ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶
->M.Drugs(Hehe,I love it when they used drugs to make a Uke submissive) ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ
->N.I Shalt stop here!There is too many for me to say...So Share your other Tastes!(if they are not mentioned here!)(๑•ㅂ•)و✧

If you are a male/or if you are ALREADY a male,what do you wanna be...(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ
->A.Uke(I wanna be a weak uke,always at the receiving end,overwhelmed by a strong seme!) ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄
->B.Seme(Maybe...Sometime...A seme role is not exactly suited for me) (︶︿︶)=凸
->C.Seke(I just wanna have 1 role._.2 is too hard for me to manage)ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ノ~

(╯°Д °)╯╧╧GAAAAAHHH,My hands are tired from typing,so share your other opinions!I anticipate some interesting answers!!(╯°Д °)╯╧╧

Responses
    yoyo May 18, 2016 11:58 am

    How about making it in Google forms.. It will be easier to answer and check the result ^^ this survey sounds fun btw,

    The Fujoshi May 18, 2016 12:04 pm
    How about making it in Google forms.. It will be easier to answer and check the result ^^ this survey sounds fun btw, yoyo

    (≧∀≦)Owo,I didn't exactly made it like a survey(I am not too good in making surverys),its more like a random ask and answer thing ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ

    and also...
    Thanks for saying it sounds Fun!!!*Very Happy* ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄ ヾ(☆▽☆)

    helix May 18, 2016 12:22 pm

    1. When I see a yaoi scene: A, B, D - I giggle and it's sounds rather creepy.

    2. When the manga is taken by someone else: B. It's hypothetical though. When I go to a book store I always stare at the manga with sad looking eyes and end up with buying nothing.

    3. Update: it used to be A, but now I try to resist, bc I'd definitely want more, so I try to wait till it's completed (sometimes it's impossible though ;___;)

    4. Incest: C. I think I'm ok with it now, but I used to think it's a no-no (I wasn't really into hardcore sex to begin with, but...)

    5. Yaoi tastes (depend on my mood):
    C. (drama) and E. (angst, hell yeah!),
    F. (twisted is good - it's usually more interesting and I like things like necrophilia from time to time lol)
    I. ("slutty" uke - I like them to enjoy themselves)
    J. hosts - oh, I love them; and the prostitutes!
    N. Yakuza ^^, consensual sex, unexpected uke, manly men (I like bara too), delinquents, salarymen, unrequited love (esp. when it gets requited in the end), slow romance and I kinda like (it's actually more like love-hate), when the seme is an asshole and hurts the uke, so I can get mad and cry to my hearts content.

    6. If I were a man I'd like to be a seke. I'd probably bottom most of the time, since I'm rather submissive, but I'd want to try to "put it in" (๑•ㅂ•)و✧

    Mone-chan May 18, 2016 12:27 pm

    All of the answer is A, except the two last question. My yaoi taste is C, D, G, J, L and if i'm male and be a gay, i would prefer be a seme, cause i like bullying the one that i like ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭ but also i should be a caring guy for my partner(▰˘◡˘▰).

    That's my answer. This question is fun btw, im enjoying it. Thank you (●'◡'●)ノ

    yoyo May 18, 2016 12:28 pm

    1. D. Actually, i mostly feels nothing hahahahaaa (a little bit happy perhaps, but i never have nosebleed ><)
    2. B. BL is not allowed in my country, however if it's happens, B is what i will do~
    3. B. I will read it immediately if I am alone in my room. But i will close the webpage and wait until i am alone to read~
    4. D. It depends. I dont really like incest.. But if the story {situation} is like bokura no negai (I forgot the title), from Yamamoto sensei, I will read it (the character donot have direct-blood relationship, don't know how to say lol)
    5. C! But I hate too much Drama. Just enough drama
    6. A. (oho~~~)

    That's it~~~

    takame May 18, 2016 12:28 pm

    i don't have to be male in order to say that i'm seme *coughRLyuricoughs*

    books. i only buy the best ones i like and i never experienced a book that's taken away right under my nose. i tend to ignore the mainstream/popular ones anyway.

    i'm a fujoshi from the deep end so. all them hardcore up to the nastiest ones i read like the voracious reader that i am.

    ⋆⭐Bitches Be Crazay⭐⋆ May 18, 2016 12:30 pm

    b
    d ( can I have just 2 minutes with this manga PLS? o___O *smells pages*)
    a
    c
    f
    c

    yoyo May 18, 2016 12:33 pm
    1. When I see a yaoi scene: A, B, D - I giggle and it's sounds rather creepy.2. When the manga is taken by someone else: B. It's hypothetical though. When I go to a book store I always stare at the manga with s... helix

    Number 6!
    (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ I am also submissive TT TT *HIGH FIVE!*

    yoyo May 18, 2016 12:37 pm
    (≧∀≦)Owo,I didn't exactly made it like a survey(I am not too good in making surverys),its more like a random ask and answer thing ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ and also...Thanks for saying it sounds Fun!!!*Ve... The Fujoshi

    Aaaaaaaaaaawaaawaaaawaa I still want it in Google docs with more questions will be awesome to know thefujoshi and fudanshi preferences x))))
    But well, this way is fine~ still fun to do~

    helix May 18, 2016 12:43 pm
    Number 6!(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ I am also submissive TT TT *HIGH FIVE!* yoyo

    (*^o^)人(^o^*)

    takame May 18, 2016 12:45 pm

    oh yeah, i forgot to answer:
    story-driven incest - i dislike. unless the mangaka did an excellent go-around the forbidden.
    hardcore incest - bring it on! i love it. my faves are the fucked-up ones, my most favourite is kusatta rasen, futari no musuko and not equal and a couple of very nasty ones i won't name.

    taste: non-stereotypical couplings and manly couple. the ones i like i make a list of.
    i am a sucker for genre mangas: tearjerking dramas, funniest comedies and gritty action.

    taste for smuts: slutty uke/mindbreak, exhibitionism, double penetration, mob sex and/or gang rape

    NekuraFujoushi May 18, 2016 12:57 pm

    How do you Feel whenever you saw a Yaoi *Beep* Scene?( ̄へ ̄)
    ->A. My Heart is gonna BURST out from the *Beep* Scenes and Kawaii-ness? ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ
    ->B.I NEVER HAD A NOSEBLEED FROM READING ANYTHING. I'm serious.
    ->C.*Faint*Gaaaaahhhh Its too Much for me ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄
    ->D. Saving it in my memory cam so I could later exploit it to make ridiculous smutty story (sometimes a depressing melancholic tragedy plot would randomly appear that wound up making my ownself crying after waking up from sleep)in dreamland~~


    You walk into a store and see your MOST Favorite BL manga, BUT Before you even manage to take it, ITS TAKEN by someone else!!!What would you do?(● ̄(エ) ̄●)
    D. Yandere mode activated!!!


    Your favorite Yaoi Manga gets Updated.What is your Response?(⊙…⊙ )
    ->A."I DON"T (Fucking) CARE WHERE I AM NOW, I MUST READ THIS NOW!!AT ALL COSTS!!" ┑( ̄Д  ̄)┍
    ->B.Take Life slowly...I will read it later...The Yaoi manga would not run away after all(▰˘◡˘▰) (bulk it up & then read it in one go for longer series like genwaku no kudou)


    What do you think about hardcore sex involving Incest? ( ̄へ ̄)
    ->A.I think it's CUTE!!!*Weird air coming out form nostril as you see it*Σ(  ̄□ ̄||)
    ->C.I think it's okay."I am Fine with EVERYTHING RELATED TO YAOI" ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶
    ->D. If it's a mindfucked, it only adds the pleasure(≧∀≦)

    Your Yaoi Tastes?(⌒▽⌒)
    ->A.Sex Toys(hehe)*Evil Laugh* ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ
    ->B.Incest(OMG, I LOVE IT) ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄
    ->C.Drammmmmmaaaaaa(hmm...) (/TДT)/
    ->D.Muscles...(Ermmm...Muscles huh?...)(⊙…⊙ )
    ->E.Angst/Tragic(Bad for my kokoro, yet I love it in a way...)(● ̄(エ) ̄●)
    ->F.Twisted(OMG I LOVE IT!!!)TWISTED PLOT AND SEX!!!(〜 ̄△ ̄)〜
    ->G.Forbidden Romance(Aka Teacher X student/King X Commoner For example?) ( ̄ε(# ̄)Σ
    ->H.Hot School Sex(Anytime, Anywhere)"lets have sex" ヽ(`Д´)ノ
    ->I.Whore Uke._.{Anyhow selling his body and having sex}(In other words, a Slut) (=・ω・=)
    ->J.Hosts(Kay...Just 1 word to describe Hosts...HOT!!)ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ノ~
    ->K.RAPE!!(Pardon me...But I kinda love rape...)-After all, I am rather twisted(MWAHAHAHA) ┗( T﹏T )┛
    ->L.Love Triangle=Threesome(Hmmm...I love "sandwich" threesomes.) ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶
    ->M.Drugs(Hehe, I love it when they used drugs to make a Uke submissive) ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ
    ->N. GORE!!!! thrusting long blades on *BEEP* openings, slashing the guts open, fucks till death,revive the prey, continues fucking, a never-ending cycle *supernatural cases are RARE & I treasure it* (I'm a yandere what do you expect?) (๑•ㅂ•)و✧
    ->O. Blade play that inflicts scars & wounds on *BEEP* parts. *Ouch! It hurts. But weirdly SEXY HOT(⊙…⊙ )


    If you are a male/or if you are ALREADY a male, what do you wanna be...(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ
    ->C. A dominating Seke

    EternalFujo May 18, 2016 1:02 pm

    I like many story about yaoi, but i just like to read that mangas online cause yaoi is illegal in my country.. And I like watch anime about it too...
    Sometime in japan festival, if there a kaychain about yaoi that i like, i'll buy it (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ

    yoyo May 18, 2016 1:32 pm
    oh yeah, i forgot to answer: story-driven incest - i dislike. unless the mangaka did an excellent go-around the forbidden.hardcore incest - bring it on! i love it. my faves are the fucked-up ones, my most favou... takame

    I mostly just feel a little bit happy or even nothing towards yaoi sex scenes... But if the smut is like what takame write above... I perhaps will feel something *oho~~~*

    doki-doki May 18, 2016 1:49 pm

    1. hmm... D. exited.. but depend on how good and how much it's expose the *beep* scene ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ
    2. i think B. i'm closed fans. i don't want to be knowed in real life.( ̄∇ ̄")
    3. B. wait for the best place ( ̄ε(# ̄)Σ
    4. D. i don't like hardcore incest, if i think about incest it should be humor and passionate o-ni-i-cha-n
    5. hmm.. D, H,
    6. A. i think i passive person (▰˘◡˘▰)

    takame May 18, 2016 2:21 pm
    I mostly just feel a little bit happy or even nothing towards yaoi sex scenes... But if the smut is like what takame write above... I perhaps will feel something *oho~~~* yoyo

    *high fives
    Of course! There's mangas where i could say "hey, i could fap on that" so i collect those precious ones hehehe

    Mew May 18, 2016 2:48 pm

    Q1 . Depends on the level of hawtness. Sometimes I feel nosebleed coming, sometimes exited, sometimes goes GAHHH or just a meh (the ones I've read countless times). Depends on my mood too.

    Q2. Instead of buying it at stores, I'd buy it bundles online. hahahaha. Cause Im a closet fujoshi.

    Q3. Answer is A! MUST READ NOW. EVEN IF THERE IS TOO MANY PEOPLEEE!!!!!! OH EM GEE!

    Q4. Well, since its just a manga I say why not? Anything goes. Not like we're any good either cause we read this type of manga. I love Brothers manga the most if its incest.

    Q5. Anything everything that revolves around yaoi. Although I less fancy S&M and stories like Caste Heaven (cause it's too heavy for me) or seme/uke is a whore. A big no-no is whore. As in sleeps around or like he's the playboy that gets to eat the virgin like EF YOU. My fav type would be the possessive type. Yaoi about seme/uke thats so possessive till they can be called Yandere. Yummy.

    Q6. I want to be a Seme! Yes! A hot seme or the cute beastly seme. The short seme ! SEME FOR LIFE!

    (๑•ㅂ•)و✧

    zephyr4 May 18, 2016 3:02 pm

    1) "D" uh..,I'm hoping I'm not the only one but *beep* have no effect on me unless the hotness level is super high...then I might feel a bit of electric current down my spine. (I think I'm weird) (⊙…⊙ )
    2) I would never buy BL at a store so the question doesn't imply to me at all ...,thinking about supposition ...I would negotiate about sharing. So it's "D" again.
    3) "B" if it's a manga I really like...I wait till it's completely scanlated so I can read it in one go....unless it's dropped or someone just left it with a mega cliffhanger ...I might look it up right away.
    4)"C" at first I thought it was yucky and even now I think it's weird but I'm not bothered by it anymore.
    5)"G" and "H" and cute and fluffy ones.
    6) lol I never thought about it...maybe uke....cuz I think I'm not the dominant type but if my partner is like so lil and cute I might be seke too...you never know u till you actually have the balls...so I'll leave it as it is.

    yoyo May 18, 2016 3:26 pm
    *high fivesOf course! There's mangas where i could say "hey, i could fap on that" so i collect those precious ones hehehe takame

    Omg I am not the only one who do that! Yes! Yes! Yes!!! Perhaps I have to make a fapping materials *list* ohohooo!

    takame May 18, 2016 3:34 pm
    Omg I am not the only one who do that! Yes! Yes! Yes!!! Perhaps I have to make a fapping materials *list* ohohooo! yoyo

    Well that's the idea for my list, just sharing. You mean you have not checked out my hardcore list? Hahahaha you should if you got turn out the same things i do http://www.mangago.zone/home/mangalist/36736/