XD I WAS TOTALLY GOING TO SAY YOU WOULD BE MY SECRETARY!!! TO THE MT. DEW FACTORY ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ Σ(っ°Д °)っ
nooo!! Im having fun trolling this convo!! Passerby dude YOU....................................................................can join us ya know this is alot of fun actually. : /
"Right behind you captain sir"...(with my soul and bloody mass of flesh (aka my body) I'll shield you from the fizz bomb, with my useless arms I'll block the cap onslaught, with my strength I'll seize the Mt. Dew crown,sir (for you obviously )) "it'll be our victory for sure, captain."
1 2 3 FIRE LIEUTENANT! ( the factories walls shake and crack the wall falls down) COMMANDING OFFICERS LEAD YOUR TROOPS TO THE FIRST FLOOR!
TANKS TAKE THE LEAD AND CLEAR US A PATH .........leave no survivors......
LIEUTENANT ZEPHYR4! STICK TO MY SIDE!
REAR BRIGADE HOLD YOUR FIRE UNTIL THE FRONT TROOPS GIVE THE SIGNAL PREPARE FOR POSSIBLE RETREAT!!!
MEDICS WE HAVE WOUNDED!!
This is our background music as we take the factory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOpP-ey_MtE&list=LLOXw7xP0_iu2y_6-tFWqFbw&index=1
"Yes sir" *to the rest of the troop*: "you heard the captain! Get your bums moving.....seize all the bottles and cans you see....head to the main chamber!! The dew crown's there. Today is the day men! Today - we raise the glory of of our valiant captain!"
I just love how this conversation suddenly went gaga ....from leprechauns to a full on assault
LOVED IT ლ(´ڡ`ლ) (but Hisoka is goddamn creepy Σ( ￣□￣||))
This is what happens when someone talks to me I take the conversation and it spins around crazily like a fan. I can get into deep psychological crap or the craziest stuff ever like unless your part of the conversation you will have no idea whats happening.
Its the way my brain works one minutes its fine and normal all dandy then its trying the save planet earth from galactic space pirates trying to steal the Earths supply of Twinkies to keep Pluto from exploding. And I have no idea how Twinkies would save Pluto from exploding but if you wanna know TALK TO THE SPACE PIRATES! But if you wanna do that you need to learn Dutch because that's the only language they seem to know -_-
I half think his look is hot and a little weird but his mind is damn insane alright....he's one of those bad kinds of perverts not the good kind like in Yaoi -_-
Agreed *nodding*
His actions always creeps me out...(like the time he challenged the boys when they were learning nen in the tower...when he was crazily swaying his body all of us (my siblings) died....(cause of death : psychopath action overload ) we were lucky to be reborn as sibling again in our next lives.)
Lmao you lost me in the middle. Will I really need to learn Dutch just to talk to the Twinkies?? I have no brains. (The zombies took them the last time I failed a level in plant vs zombies :( ) how will I be able to communicate with them. Assist me in this captain :0
DONT WORRY! when we buy google you can use google translate all you want!
And nooo Twinkies dont speak Dutch gez whats wrong with you!!!??
They speak Portuguese : /
You mean another attack! To the Google headquarters then. "Troops you hear me! It's gonna be a long day."
Oh crap.....it's the pirates who speak Portuguese....my bad. I really need to get my shit together, sir - otherwise I might fail you in our next raid.
But the rewards are amazing! If we have google we literally could rule the world if we pull stocks out of even one place there not going to be able to run anymore WE CONTROL ALL BUINESSES!!! Hell we could probably take out Walmart if we really tried. THATS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH HARIBO GUMMY BEARS IN THE CANDY ISLE YOU FAILER OF A SUPERMARKET! (╬￣皿￣)凸
Lmao...I can't eat gummy bears tbh -_- I feel like I'm chocking. So I suck on them instead. (I know it's gross :/ )
*ahem...back to the point* "true, sir. The options are infinite - you are such a master mind...Why talk about Walmart....we'll just take over AMEX and watch the world crumble at our feet."
Hell if run google we rule the internet one ad and we can change the very flow of news, fashion, or any website! we can make everyone in the world read yaoi instead of going to the page they wanted!
Now that is what I was talking about
:D we make a great evil team!
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