What I learned about gay sex from yaoi:

I=stupid May 7, 2016 4:27 am

1. guys have self-lubricating assholes
2. semes have giant d!cks and ukes have teeny tiny ones
3. the seme's giant 3 ft long d!ck can easily slide into the uke's virgin ass without any prep or lube
4. guys can go for 20 rounds of sex in one night and still have enough energy/cum for one more
5. there's no such thing as a straight man

What have you learned?!

Responses
    Macherry May 7, 2016 10:27 am

    That I learn.. yaoi is mostly weird.. is fantasy.. is unreal.. sometimes I learn that I must go back to reality xD
    But still.. I like yaoi.. ughh

    ⚣_Holic May 7, 2016 10:46 am

    That guys can get fucked & even pregnant by tentacles ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭

    Toni May 7, 2016 10:58 am

    The MCs are always at their limit. ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭

    I=stupid May 7, 2016 2:14 pm
    [Oh. MY G*D the minute I saw this topic in the list I knew I had to get in on this and IT'S AMAZING. I want to upvote all of the comments. I want to upvote this topic more than once. I want to actually contribu... Mental Nails

    (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭

    PaperHaniBani May 7, 2016 2:54 pm
    tht day is going to come doytch magient

    I'm afraid it turns out to be some yuri if this goes on (*us I mean (⌒▽⌒))

    Mental Nails May 9, 2016 2:07 pm

    There's a lot of drooling. So. Much. Drooling. (Funny how little porn has drooling in it.)

    fujishima afira May 9, 2016 2:15 pm

    wow, i hope im just hetero guy ┗( T﹏T )┛

    Sumi May 25, 2016 5:45 pm

    The seme ALWAYS gets his way with the uke at the end...and there as to be someone defines as the uke and as the seme, or else hell is gonna befall all! (Sarcasm) I am perfectly fine with my reversi, manly couples, thanks! :P
    Also, the uke cries and the seme finds it sexy. Actually, even if ghere is a lot of dripping snot, the seme finds it a turn on. Maybe because he can use all that snot and tears as a lubricant. (Lol)