What I learned about gay sex from yaoi:

The guy who puts it in HAS to have weird alien bohemoth hands.

I learned love is blind ╮(￣▽￣)╭

ikr!! their hands are as big as the uke's head!

This: (which amuses me AND pisses me off at the same time):
http://www.mangago.zone/home/photo/658378/

Yeeeeah....

yeah, the whole,"You got hard so that must mean you actually wanted it" makes me mad too.

Rape is always the solution.. ╮(￣▽￣)╭

" i like you so i rape you", "you irritate me so i rape you", "i hate you so i rape you", "iam jealous so i rape you (actually for couples especially the seme who doesnt want to listen and just force his way "in" just because he is jealous)", and many more reasons.. ┑(￣Д ￣)┍

1. Everyone is gay (I guess this is like #5 of yours?)
2. When a gay man confesses his love the response is normally "Oh cool let's have sex then."
3. No place is off limits for sex: Office, public bathroom, who cares, right?
4. Guys nipples are REALLY sensitive.

I'm sure there's others but I can't think of any more right now :P Thanks for the enjoyable comment!

you forgot "someone else raped you so I'll rape you"

Affection immediately makes you horney. Uke does something cute. Seme, "I love you, you're cute....omg I need it nooooow"

you're welcome! (▰˘◡˘▰)

Homosexuality runs in families, all the brothers are gay, from generation to generation?

1. Uke will always be much shorter and girly looking
2. If you moan while being raped, it isn't rape
3. As soon as you confess, it's mandatory to fuck immediately
4. Girls will always be annoying, bitchy airheads
5. Male nipples are somehow extremely sensitive
6. A virgin as can handle extremely rough sex with no internal damage
This list can go on and on...

1. I remember when i first read yaoi, i was looking forward for the D, but it gave me Invisidicks.
2.In shoujo smut after confession is an awkward moment but in most yaoi they unzip their pants in a speed of light
3. I can't complain about varieties. It opened a lot of doors for me.
4.The wait for updates is making me proud of myself. Like i've never been this eager in terms of pursuing goals thanks lol
5. The joy of guessing who tops or bottoms. Though most are obvious.
6. The joy of finding a gem. Like a really really good story.
7. Realizing you're just a trash that's in it for the sex as well. Worthy tearjerker story and i'm: they didn't do it?!?!?!
8. Seeing that one woman character who is bffs with everyone and imagining yourself as her huuu sistaaah
But what bugs me the most: 9. WITH ALL THE FVCKING SEX HOW DO YOU GUYS STUDY/ WORK NOT EXHAUSTED?!!! Is sperm a vitamin or what

Marathon sex without a gallon of water and some granola bars next to thw bed....and no one gets out of bed to pee after round 4...thats a lot of exertion...."in the end we did it all night"

[Oh. MY G*D the minute I saw this topic in the list I knew I had to get in on this and IT'S AMAZING. I want to upvote all of the comments. I want to upvote this topic more than once. I want to actually contribute something useful but it's 1:30am and I should be asleep and I'm useless right now. *lol*]

1.) Gay men are totally ripped, like magic, once puberty hits. (Seriously, no scenes in gyms?)
2.) Cute=bottom. If the seme does something cute he's getting f*cked.
3.) Hickeys are the equivalent of a dog peeing on his territory and gays are VERY territorial.
4.) Prostates can be tickled.
5.) I want to say something clever about tight hips and no one doing yoga or stretching but it's now 2:30am and I'm tired.

But seriously. Thank you for this. So much. (=・ω・=)

6. A straight man can get super turned on by a slight of another man's body
7. A man can be super beautiful, even more beautiful than a woman
8. It was super easy tu turn a straight man to a super sexy gay man
9. A man can beam a super sensual and sexy aura after having his virginity taken by another man
10. This super sensual & sexy aura can affect another gay male or straight male, or even a female
11. All of fujoshi, sometimes we must afraid that someday we can't even get married, because all of males in this world turned out to be some gay couples ╮(￣▽￣)╭

I learned that whenever the couple confessed their feelings with each other, they went straight to the h-stuff. It always astounds me. ヾ(¯∇￣๑)

-If it is a love triangle, the one with a hair colour different from the MC wins in the end, the one with the same hair colour loses.
-The one who rapes first gets the uke in the end.
-Gay sex = anal always and always
-Reversible couples are very rare

ughh. (●￣(ｴ)￣●)

tht day is going to come