I dunno why, but every time I read this I can't help but think that the seme looks a bit l...

I just see Gintoki & Okita fighting over Hijikata.

Lololol I can see that too but if you're saying Okita's the friend who got ditched, I'll kill myself~
ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉ~ And I prefer HijiGin for some reason, it's unlike me.

Heehee, yes, the friend is Okita, with his twisted sadistic desires, though Okita would just harass Hijikata directly rather than hire Gintoki to do it.


I like reversable sekes but usually end up with uke Gintoki in most situations. I have so many goddamn ships with this series.....Hijikata & Okita fighting over an uke Kondou, seme Okita harassing both Hijikata & Gintoki, Takasugi x Katsura, unrequited triangle of Elisabeth-Katsura-Gintoki, Takasugi hate-loving Gintoki, Takasuhgi & Gintoki fighting over Shoyo, Kamui x Gintoki, Tatsuma x any of the former samurai 4, & Gintoki chasing after every single guy in the series who has a goatee; Zenzou, Kondou, Madao/Taizou, & Takatin, plus the previous shogun, because he repeatedly "accidentally" sexually harasses all 4 of them in the anime. Lastly, the stuff that's cannon in the series; Gintoki was naked in bed with Kondou durring the Love Potion Arc, & Taizou told Gintoki that a very drunk Gintoki "was the one who bent him over."