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1. the main guy, let's call him bob-because, weirdly enough, he's the only one unnamed- went without a girlfriend for so long he decided to turn to the animal kingdom
2. he bought a chick, named it fabian and waited until it grew into a chicken
3. bob then went on to rape the chicken, and decided to introduce his new ''girlfriend'' to other people
4. after a while nature decided to punish bob and the chicken fell ''pregnant'', hatched some eggs and sat on them
5. bob called his best friend daren and told him about the babies
6. daren told bob those were wind eggs and that he should stop with his bestiality
7. the eggs started to hatch, because that was bob's punishment
8. the creature that came out of that union was so grotesque bob killed it
9. he started crying and apologizing to fabian for killing their baby
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What the . . . I would not have gotten that if it was not for your wisdom! You forever have my gratitude!
Now I have to go bang my head against the wall for a few minutes. If you will excuse me.
*proceeds towards wall*
*bangs head three times on wall*
*passes out by wall*
*dies?*
Σ( ￣□￣||) how did you understand that so easily, you are awesome dude
I feel extremely embarrassed asking this, but what just happened? Why did it happen? How did it happen? You know what? If anyone can actually retell the story in the way I can understand, I will forever be grateful! It's just, I feel so LOST! Did he (the main male character) kill the baby chick with a book? WHY!? Should I even ask or wish to know? HELP ME!!!!! (╯°Д °)╯╧╧