Dude, I was taking a sh** (excuse me for this disgusting topic). And, my butt had fissures because it was too big and hard. Literally big and hard. At that time I was reminded of the yaois with big Ds. I cried a little saying sorry for the poor ukes' butts. It f**king hurt. I wonder how many butt holes bled in real life because of it.
LMAOOOO
Bruh I'm not kidding. My butt still hurts a bit every time I go number two.
LMAOO ARE U ME?!
Just a few days ago I pooped something SO HARD for the first time in my life and I know people said it’s normal but I never have anything THAT HARD. (Excuse me for this but strangely it doesn’t hurt after I pooped, HOWEVER my butthole was swollen for the first time in my life)
For context, a day prior I asked my gay friend “how is it doing it from behind?” and he was just giggling
I legit was in the bathroom for 13 minutes straight CONSTIPATING for dear life and was Traumatized. I even said to my friend ‘I swear for a second I thought I was having a baby. I SWEAR if I look at my poop, it would look like the shape of a baby, there is no explanation otherwise why is it so hard. Now I don’t know if I ever want to have a baby’
I've never tried taking it from behind. But, that sh** was big. I had to stay on the toilet trying to figure out a way to push it out.
FINALLY. FINALLY A REALISTIC-SIZED DICK
I read too many yaois and smuts with 3x sized dick and I don’t want to admit this but it made some unhealthy expectations when I meet partners even though deep down I know if it does exist I would be terrified