A whole freaking infomercial went through my head lol!!! XD like the slap chop thing thats jackcepticeye reacted to in his funny videos thing
"Are you suffering from uncontrollable hunger? Is it so insatiable that you can't yandle it most days? Well do i have a product for you!! The DADDY! They come in all shapes and sizes, and they are intently customizable to boot! You can even adjust them for private fun times too~~ It's the perfict product for weebs, they/thems, straights and the gays! Are you a fudanshi? BUY 1 AND GET A SECOND ONE FREE!! We're already almost out of stock, so you better orber now befor they're all gone!! Contact us at ***-***-****, or our website www.********_****.com!!!"
Hungry?? Grab a daddy ♡(˃ દ ˂ ༶ )