Yaoi manga tropes

cackling at seme chin!!! that's not something i've noticed yet actually but maybe i still havent read the "right" manga

If I can't have you no one can have you
Yaoi hands
Self lubricating buttholes
Family of 8 boys will not have a single straight one
A company full of men, all gay
If you're famous you're also possessive
If you're yakuza you're also posessive
I'm sure there's more

I think it's pretty much "if you're a seme you're possessive" lmao

omg the self-lubricating anus kills me tho. I've had my fair share of buttsex (shame me IDGAF) and even with lube it hurts like hell.... don't even wanna think about having a raw meatstick shoved in me. Shudder.

Lol yeeeah quite often...theres a few that aren't. But the actors ans the yakuza are often the two that go overboard

Oooh another one, a seme is always prepared to have an uke tied up at any given moment without struggle bam full bondage gear

Ugh yeah I don't think yaoi should be a how to Manuel lol

Oh right
Don't touch my stuff *grabs uke*

Suppose it's part of possessive but...there ya go

Snickers

in threesome or more (lol) they make it look like that double penetration is easy.. like "hey i wanna put it in too! *puts it in without any prep >.< )

uke is always the ugly one, with insecurities, with problems

seme always have a massive fat d*ck.. haha! i didnt see any manga where the uke have large size or at least same size with seme.. the uke always have mini thin d*ck.. lol

Um.. Not really.. I think it depends on the mangaka too.
Well, I still agree some with you.. HA+

Lol its stuff that's common in the genre, not a rule hehe. The better ones don't have a lot of these

BTW I like your creative topic, Kanye.

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they get into a fight, seme is jealous, he pushes uke on the bed and gets all rapey (because there's no other way for a person to show their feelings), uke screams that he doesn't want it that way, seme gets depressed, uke feels sorry for him and they make love. - this was part of least 1/4 yaoi that i've read.

oh, and you can freely have sex in your office or in the empty classroom, nobody's gonna come (￣∇￣")

in threesomes they also make what I call a sandwich where the most uke-like person is at the very bottom, the second uke is inside him and on top of him is the most seme like person who is also penetrating the middle person. I've always wondered how the person at the very bottom doesn't feel pain from two other people on top of him with their full weight. If it were me I'd be crushed so bad I wouldn't be able to breathe

and oh this has nothing to do with the topic but Kanye, didn't know you read yaoi lol. Don't you already have Kim and your kids? They're not enough? XD

No STDs for gay people
if you are half white and you kiss somebody on the lips - everybody thinks it's a weird foreign greeting
most of the time girls are dumb whores/evil bitches that just want to steal your gay boyfriend
uke: "you don't have to be so gentle with me, i'm not a woman" often while losing his anal virginity (￣∇￣")

I am cracking up reading all this comments xD
There are other points too
Uke is always so thin and actually has curves like a girl while seme is all buff
Once seme finally gets ukes ass there will be some other person appearing to hit on uke and seme getting all jealous and fucking things up or having sex, like talk people!
Uke will always be like stop! No! But seme doesnt care no means yes
When you give poor uke new clothes and do his hair other than usual he will look flawless and them seme wouldnt want anybody to see his preacious uke looking so good like that
Uke tries to be the seme(which is very rare one) and fails :)

The uke/seme gets lonely/wants attention and so they have sex or do other sex related things with the rival of the main romantic lead to make them jealous.
Also misunderstandings. There are always lots of misunderstandings. And no communication between the two leads. They never talk about their problems with each other. Most times I feel like going in the manga and acting as their psychologist.