whoever is feeding him poison, i hope both sides of your pillows are warm

i hope they’re washing their hands and their sleeve fall and get wet

I hope they either always step in a puddle of water with their socks on or an equivalent to a lego in their world

i hate when that happens

I hope their pets like their friends more than them

I hope they continuously stub their toes

I hope that the their alarm will continuously ring and never turn off