lmaoo this is too good
I love this hope to see this posted in your next scientific journal
YOOOO WHAT THE FUCK AHAHSHSHSHSHAHAHAHSHAS HOLY SHT MAN THIS IS SO FUNNY
++ i have finished plucking out the last strand of what was once my eyelashes. My face is now completely bald but that is not important.
After my 13th hair strand I was hit by a sudden realization. It may be because my eyelids were slightly bleeding but again that’s not important. I realized that the possibility of the ml materializing unto existence maybe dependent on variable 1. We’ve already come to a conclusion that the fl’s exposure to danger cannot be minimized unless we lock her up like a crazy person in a white room. It is to be taken note of that if and only if there comes a time that you are reincarnated as the fl, you must avoid stairs, ladders, walking, eating, drinking, or even speaking to people other than the ml. Isekai logic tells us that living and acting like a normal person will only lead you to falling unto harm and increasing the possibility of the ml from appearing with a marriage contract (remember to act uninterested, because that’s what makes you not like other girls. Also remember to promise not to fall in love because you guys will definitely fall in love) other than those said factors, the fl is practically doomed with unnecessary drama and conflict with the formidable opponent, the invisible force. It is something one must not be concerned off because one of the Ml’s only purpose is to stop and hinder this invisible force from actually breaking the fl’s legs or cracking her neck. Other factors to consider in variable 2 is the antagonist. Although their influence in the rate of mortality is close to 0%, We are encouraged to believe that they are a far more superior threat than the stated invisible force or even the legendary truck-kun. But, alas one must not be swayed with those fallacious statements because we only believe in SCIENCE HERE BABY!
Ehem. Anyways we can now scientifically say that these factors are actually interrelated with each other. I personally came to think of a possible plan of action, and all I could think of was to entirely eliminate the ml from his existence. Though doing this is impossible, because they’re practically invincible... again they can materialize out of nothing. I am interested in knowing about your opinions about this for I do not think I can individually pluck the hair strands of my scalp without wasting a year or so.
Amazing you have my vote for the next nobel prize
Thank you for examine this problem!
LOL WHY DOES THIS MAKE SENSE THOOOOO (๑•ㅂ•)و✧
I will wait for the update
It’s a yes from me
I’ve also concluded that a mighty force endangers the FL whenever ML is near, therefor forcing the ML to action. I therefor conclude that FL should stay away from ML to prevent life threatening situation such as jealous bitches, war, and villains.
*push back my glasses*
smarttttttttttt
After plucking out all the hairs on my eyebrows, I’ve figured out how and why the male lead appears out of thin air. After extensive research and a collection of data from countless isekais, I’ve concluded that there’s a formula as to how one can come to existence when the fl is in trouble.
In order to find out the calculations needed we need to consider two important variables: (1) the risk of mortali for the fl; (2) the chances of when and how variable 1 could happen
To further elaborate on this theory, we can say that the risk of mortality can be considered 100% possible all the time. The chances of danger increases whenever an invisible force would push the balance that the fl has and cause a disruption to the fl’s inertia. We can also say that that invisible force could be referred to as plot device. Variable 2 could be determined through fl’s capability to somehow fuck everything up. Example a is the ladder as shown by the scenario presented to us all. Ladders are evil; it means everything and everyone could possibly endanger the fl simply because she’s breathing.
I will update further once I finish plucking out my eyelashes.