i said smthin like "Can you be my horse? Cuz i wanna ride you." and you do not UNDERSTAND how many things r wrong with that sentence like I JUST CALLED HIM A HORSE xD
I didn't rlly say it seriously cuz its not like i wanted to do any steamy stuff at the time but i atleast wanted to set the mood a BIT
BUT THERE I WAS BEING A FOOL CALLING MY BF A HORSE.
It was fine cuz we just laughed about it n he started saying shit pickup lines n dirty talk to me too n we had a whole competition on who was worse which was fun but stilll
THAT WAS ME TRYING TO BE SEXY N HE JUST LAUGHED
So yh i definitely need to improve loll
me saying bicycle is better tbh xD
BUT OMG I WAS TALKING TO HIM EARLIER N I WAS SAYING HOW HIS PICK UP LINES R RUBBISH N HE SAID
"are you a dog? Cuz i wanna cum in your mouth" n he was obviously joking cuz hes not into beastiality stuff but it was so random i died xD
But as u can probably see me n my bf r shit at dirty talk n pickup lines loll
Hajun is a professor.
A professor of dirty talk!
I think I'm gonna need you to teach me ;)