Why, just why... Why they make the uke dick like that? I just.. I cant-

Cause a dog bit him lol

Its.. Its.. Pen size-
Just -
Ugh..

He's a eunuch. They get their balls cut off, making the d smaller

GASP!
u mean they CHOP CHOP it? 0.0

On top of which, a dog bit him. I know it’s cruel since he’s a cinnamon roll but it’s too funny