Me: so we’re just going to ignore the fact that you, yourself are in the princesses body? How did you get there?
Princess: OH WELL EVERY LITTLE INCONVENIENCE IN MY LIFE IS HER FAULT.
Me: hun she wouldn’t be there if YOU hadn’t signed a contract with a demon.
Princess: well... I just want love...
Me: THERE WAS THIS HANDSOME ASS MAN AS YOUR BUTLER FOR Y E A R S LOVED YOU AND TOOK CARE OF YO UNGRATEFUL ASS. YOU HAD SOME FUCKING LOVE AND YOU ABANDONED IT BITCH BACK TF OFF.
Princess: SHE’S AN IMPOSTER
Me: so we’re just going to ignore the fact that you, yourself are in the princesses body? How did you get there?
Princess: OH WELL EVERY LITTLE INCONVENIENCE IN MY LIFE IS HER FAULT.
Me: hun she wouldn’t be there if YOU hadn’t signed a contract with a demon.
Princess: well... I just want love...
Me: THERE WAS THIS HANDSOME ASS MAN AS YOUR BUTLER FOR Y E A R S LOVED YOU AND TOOK CARE OF YO UNGRATEFUL ASS. YOU HAD SOME FUCKING LOVE AND YOU ABANDONED IT BITCH BACK TF OFF.