I’m not complaining but sharing for fun lol

Meemajung February 25, 2021 1:21 pm

I have been reading toooo much BL/Yoai and now I can guess what will happen next lol Is anyone like me?
For example:

- Uke always the shy one, like mostly
-Uke always lightweight
-Mostly Seme always the popular/rich one
-Uke always have small d*cks!
-Uke mostly cry during s*x
-Uke always too innocent lol
-Uke like sweet things unlike Seme
-Uke literally smile and do something nice just once, make Seme deeply in love (sometimes seme does to Uke)
-Seme mostly make the first move
-Uke always sensitive during s*x (seme whispers: I found your spot...)
-Some misunderstanding and find out that’s just his sister(or like... ‘I already told her that I like someone’)
-“I dont like this guy”....later.... “I’m in love with you”
-Rape :(
-for childhoods story, they both always have crush on each other (but they don’t confess..yet)
-Seme always have big d*ck! (Sometimes it’s too big lol)
-Uke always short
-some beliefs or requests. like... “I already told him that I can help him...I have to help him” ( yes, help with sex)

Did I forget anything? Well that’s what I can think of lol but still I enjoy reading them.

Responses
    oofless February 25, 2021 1:32 pm

    Hmm I think you forgot about the forgotten childhood encounter where the uke and the seme were friends or they met each other in childhood and after a few years like in college or in highschool they meet each other again but the uke or seme forgot.

    Meemajung February 25, 2021 1:35 pm
    Hmm I think you forgot about the forgotten childhood encounter where the uke and the seme were friends or they met each other in childhood and after a few years like in college or in highschool they meet each o... oofless

    Oh! And on their date they go to Amusement park and movie theater.

    Sky_blue7246 February 25, 2021 1:36 pm

    LMAOAOAO Ify!! (TnT)

    oofless February 25, 2021 1:46 pm
    Oh! And on their date they go to Amusement park and movie theater. Meemajung

    Yeassss, oh god ive been reading too much bl that sometimes i can guess where the plot is headed or like coming up with conclusion by reading the "hints" in theyre conversations! Ive been really attentive when it comes to reading bl lol.

    Morohtar February 25, 2021 1:48 pm

    Don't forget the conveniently-dead parents trope! So they can get it on at one of the person's houses without worrying someone'll interfere.

    Which is closely connected to: older sibling walks in on them doing the devil's tango and hence cock-blcoks the couple.


    There's so many to add but these are the first things that come to mind.
    I DO find many of these tropes enjoyable tho, because with each author the same scene can turn out differently. Which makes it interesting in another aspect. ^^

    ✨Suujin February 25, 2021 1:55 pm

    LMAAO YEAH!! And ukes always have to be short/dumb/pitiful/big eyes/etc smh

    Meemajung February 25, 2021 1:57 pm
    Don't forget the conveniently-dead parents trope! So they can get it on at one of the person's houses without worrying someone'll interfere.Which is closely connected to: older sibling walks in on them doing th... Morohtar

    Yes, the “no one homes today” thing

    ✨Suujin February 25, 2021 1:57 pm

    hmm i have a list that breaks common dynamics in bl and theyre so damn refreshing!!
    NONSTEREOTYPICAL YAOI
    http://www.mangago.zone/home/mangalist/635458/
     • shy/timid seme
     • short seme
     • cute seme
     • alpha uke
     • beefy uke
     • popular uke
     • unpredictable

    most are listed under "Cute Seme", "Alpha Uke" and "Beefy Uke". but if you want suspense and predict it for yourself, go to "Unpredictable" :>

    Follow the list to be updated. And if you liked the mangas/manhwas I included, please do recommend. Enjoy~ (人 •ᴗ•)

    ✨Suujin February 25, 2021 1:59 pm

    and heres another list for VERY RARE healthy omegaverse. the "youre in heat, so i can rape you" trope is banned here lol
    HEALTHY OMEGAVERSE⠀⠀⠀⠀ᴺᴱᵂ ˡᶦˢᵗ
    http://www.mangago.zone/home/mangalist/816019/
     • no to romanticized rape
     • no to dubcon and sexual harassment
     • YES to communication and consent
     • YES to alphas with self control
     • YES to alphas who treat omegas right

    Please answer the poll!
    http://www.mangago.zone/home/people/317711/feed/4943560/

    Follow the list to be updated. And if you liked the mangas/manhwas I included, please do recommend. Enjoy~ (人 •ᴗ•)

    oofless February 25, 2021 2:04 pm
    Don't forget the conveniently-dead parents trope! So they can get it on at one of the person's houses without worrying someone'll interfere.Which is closely connected to: older sibling walks in on them doing th... Morohtar

    Dang, Ive read mangas with that kind of trope a lot of times! The seme be soooo cold to other ppl cause his parents are dead and then the uke befriends him and falls inlove, then misunderstanding happens and they resolve it with them doing the deed in the bed.

    Meemajung February 25, 2021 2:31 pm
    hmm i have a list that breaks common dynamics in bl and theyre so damn refreshing!! NONSTEREOTYPICAL YAOIhttp://www.mangago.me/home/mangalist/635458/ • shy/timid seme • short seme • cute seme • ... ✨Suujin

    Wow thanks!

    Morohtar February 25, 2021 2:32 pm
    Dang, Ive read mangas with that kind of trope a lot of times! The seme be soooo cold to other ppl cause his parents are dead and then the uke befriends him and falls inlove, then misunderstanding happens and th... oofless

    Yeah, the conveniently-dead-parents thing is so popular among authors that I now have low-key anxiety every time I see a friendly couple of parents that I like that my brain immediately goes: "I love them...they're probably gonna die in a plane or car crash soon tho...".
    And there were a few times were it DID come true despite my hopes it was just my negative mind being all pessimisstic again. This made my fear of this trope happening at any moment something that was burned into my brain...

    There's probably a website/article out there listing all these scarring tropes. There gotta be. We can't be the only ones bothered by this.

    LearRyner February 25, 2021 3:02 pm

    Hahaha true
    I laughed hard at ( I found your spot)

    oofless February 25, 2021 3:40 pm
    Yeah, the conveniently-dead-parents thing is so popular among authors that I now have low-key anxiety every time I see a friendly couple of parents that I like that my brain immediately goes: "I love them...the... Morohtar

    I know! My brain will just start assuming things and it'll happen! ACK this mofo brain of mine always over thinks and be negative, if there is a website I wanna read that, it also reminds me of killing stalking with the convenient dead mom '-'