still waiting for ray and angel to get together

Right?! I have impossibly standards for my men so I’ll never get into a serious relationship, much less a fuck buddy. One of my standards is they gotta sit down when they pee and another one is they pick up after themselves after using something. Also a man who cleans up after himself is super amazing.

Sit down whens they pee??? Girl-

*whispers* bc it splatters around the seat sometimes and some ppl don't bother to clean that (#nastybrotherproblems)

i just want someone who would hug me when i'm angry, knows how to cook at least the basics so we can cook together, maintains hygiene, gives me cuddles and kithes just bc they feel like it and acts as a stable ground for me when my anxiety shows up... not that i "need" someone but if i'm going to have a partner then they better do that (￣∇￣")

Nothing weird there ╮(￣▽￣)╭
Been to a place where two guys were living and they had a notice on their bathroom door saying to sit down when you pee.

Take a black light to the floor of the toilet if you live with a dude. That’s how much it splashes no matter how much they aim.

That and they don’t always put the seat back down. Guys can have zero bathroom manners towards women! Seriously sanitize the toilet seat if you stand when you pee. If it’s your urine then YOU clean it up. I’m a karen about this topic because of how many stupid men I have in my life and they keep making me adjust my standards higher and higher to the point that they’ll never be achieved by a living, breathing being. So I read this stuff and it makes me remember my standards and the cycle of doom continues.

Lmfaooo yeah i have five little brothers and they kno the day they left the toilet seat up or didnt clean up there piss would b a day theyd regret. my moms boyfriend ALWAYS leaves the toilet seat up so it annoyed me a bit so even tho my little brothers are annoying as heeeeellll im glad they dont make messes like that in the bathrooms and leave the seats up