I feel you my siblings nosy as heck everytime im reading yaoi my brother pops up out of nowhere every smexy scene and "he's like wow is those dicks, your weird for that" everytime and my heart stops too.
i remember the first time my older brother saw me reading yaoi hahahahahahah. he knew that read i erotic stuffs but he doesn't know i already ventured into BL and it was nerve-wracking because as much as possible i don't want any of my family to find out my hobby hahhahhah. at first he was shocked but then he didn't stop me from reading he just uses it to tease me which i tease him back in return ahahahahaha. it's grateful to have an open-minded sibling
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yeaaahhh sometimes my brother also pops out when it was the steamy part and i can't help but laugh at his reaction ahahahah
My brother saw the Yaoism icon and he told me 'Sis is that's a dick? ' and my mind almost went blank.
i told him no, it was a brown bunny (≥﹏≤)
I still hope he believes me(｡ŏ_ŏ)