don't worry...he'll still get in.
Have you tried "This is not the dorm you are looking for"
"Got it!"
*Runs into kitchen, gets a cup of water and dumps some ice in it. Runs back to the door, un-bars it and swings it open, looking once again at- wait. He's gone.*
"YAS!"
*Closes the door and runs into the waiting room*
"Guys, guess what he's-"
*Looks at a sofa and sees Satan sitting there holding a cup of freshly brewed tea.*
Oh shit...
OMG IT'S SATAN!!
Slams the door shut and bars it.
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