I call him the annoying orange
who
I think its trumpet
I’m pretty sure Christian VII of Denmark was a better leader than Donny Dumbass. And Christian VII was too busy masturbating to notice he was replaced by someone else.
what??
dang that eye emoji is non-existent here ¬_¬
I found out about him in a list of insane monarchs years ago and trust me, Wikipedia really knows how to play down his fapping. “The doctors were really concerned about his constant masturbation.” And his future wife had no idea that the bridegroom was mentally ill (possible schizophrenia according to Wikipedia and maybe satyriasis from what I’ve been cross referencing from that list and Wikipedia) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_VII_of_Denmark
And now you can go down a wiki-rabbit hole of all the weird shit I just said.
that's a... erm.. very "concerning" problem (￣∇￣")
didn't know that monarchs like that guy existed but oh well.. people back then were whack... (not like ppl nowadays aren't but ╮(￣▽￣)╭)
There are more but I kinda prefer knowing that there were badass queens that took out armies and countries by themselves (there was one whose husband got killed because of her and out of vengeance poisoned a feast and slaughtered monarchs, made faulty ships and gave them to the countries who plotted against her husband causing them to drown, and I think she ordered her servants to dig a hole and then she buried the enemy armies alive. I forgot how she died though)
oh wow (☆▽☆)... see, women can be tough... (no wonder men liked to suppress them so much smh)
lowkey reminds of aqua tofana.. it was a weird kind of poison that italian women used to get out of toxic marriages bc men back then were shitty af... not sure if it's a myth but i found out about it when i was watching true crime stories on yt ╮(￣▽￣)╭
"you're fired" reminded me of cheeto dust ￣__￣
and here i was, hoping that I won't be indirectly pestered by him ever again #－.－)