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Everyday I pray to xie lian's massive dong and I go back to sweeping my custom 50 by 70 metre hualian shrine. I'm caressing the face of my custom Hua Cheng voodoo doll when someone appears in front of me in a burst of light. It's Starember. I start crying and she brings me into her embrace, just like when Nicki Minaj hugged that kid like she was Mother Mary. Then, she smashes me over the head with Xie Lian's rock solid handmade steamed buns and I die instantly.
I felt so sorry for Lan wangji's back because he had to support his 10 foot long sausage as it got dragged around flaccidly on the ground for 13 years. But now he has Wei Wuxian to help, and it gets so erect it never touches the floor ever again. Thank you wangxian for showing me the power of love.
Trust me on this one alright
A good normal campus romance, which is concerningly not at all common for BL.
Cock and ball torture turns into cock and ball appreciation real fucking quick.
Good lord this one started out like a regular rollercoaster before dropping into a 87 degree vertical drop and suddenly turned into motherfucking space mountain at Disneyland.
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