He's a god and a middle school philosophy teacher to boot.
Transcendent being bestow knowledge.
I'm embarrassed for you so I'm here to educate.
You're my brothers and sisters so you can't be weak.
Accidentally got myself into this shit but while I'm at it, I'll fake it till I make it.
Since y'all degenerate after over 6k years, I'll raise someone useful so I build my God-killing army.
I regretted then, now I won't. So you won't too.
I can't go Pro, so I became the coach.
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