hedonistic/shameless mcs that don't cross into cruel immorality but rather just the vague asshole genre

lowkey the 2 MCs are kinda evil LMAO. like not in a "destructive malice" sort of way, but in a "shit. let's just kill him and frame him for a murder we need 'cuz he's in our way" type of way. they live their lives with zero respect for anyone's lives, but ig that's fair game to them bc they don't rlly seem to think value their lives either, just their lifestyle.

MC is actually kinda deranged. bro is the type to eat pepper spray straight to the face. like wtf do you mean he's instinctively neutering his opponents as a sign of respect by gnawing off their fucking EAR??? HUH

MC is quite literally a politician who takes the system for granted. he's like the extremely right-winged uncle at the dinner table who means well and genuinely holds no resentment towards the working class, but is also lowkey delusional about how the world works. i like him tho, bc that just makes him funnier and more realistic than the "upright" and "righteous" politician manwhas that are absolute BULLSHIT bc what fucking politician has 0 wrinkles and likes poor people.

bro i'm actually fucking flabberghasted by MC's audacity. like. it's not even funny it's just giving me second-hand embarrassment. while i wish he was fucking neutered like the american gov does with free speech, at the same time, i hope nobody ever takes away his rights bc he might be the devil, but he's spreading the word like jesus.

MC needs hobbies and friends, bc he is the direct consequence of what happens when you homeschool your child in the mountains. he's a FREAK bro. an EDGY freak who never went to public school so nobody bullied the emo cringe outta him.

unironically, MC might be one of the nicest ones on this list LOL- like he's more likely to reach a hand out to ppl simply bc he's good-natured. HOWEVER, he is JUST as quick as to punch someone. he lives PURELY off of instinct with the impulse control of an arby's curly fry. if he actually uses his brain it's a 85% chance he will do the right thing; it's just almost a 85% he will not use his brain. the other 15% when he does use his brain, he's actively fighting dirty like it's a trauma response

BRUH this started out as an absolute straight-man fantasy on the first chapter, and within the next ten chapter it became an absolute RIOT of a self-aware stereotype, and then by the next 20 chapters all of the satire main cast became 4D characters with magical girl transformations of a character arc. like HOLY shit.

you know when ppl say you graduate college and enter the work force with hopes and aspirations to save the world, but then you get shelved with a desk job that feeds into the same system were the majority has to work for the rest of their lives for a job that will barely pay off their loans with no future for shelter ouside of a renewable 2-yr lease. this is a character who's living out in an ACTUAL meritocracy. america take fucking notes.

love how MC interacts with every living person the same way my friend who's a teacher works with his 8-year-olds: with mild curiosity and impenetrable indifference bc by a certain point you just can't take them personally anymore. "it's like raising dogs," he once said.