lol, like politics in the Middle East would matter to you...
you can't be serious...
he said "it's been a while since (i last came to your apt. last time i was here was when) you moved"
itoshii means lovely, where does pathetic come from?
clearly a bitch
likely "xuezhang" - senior student (like senpai/sunbae), a title to address your (ex) upperclassman
wenti - question(s)/problem(s). here he means problems/issues
could be talking about a region in japan
jiuchi - 9 feet somewhere around 2m, nowhere close to 9m
"blow cow" is figuratively to boast/exaggerate/hyperbole...so here it's just too exaggerated
"grance"?
soaring? not sure about that...
"poop"? you sure that's the sound of a door closing?
assuming it's otoku, it should be translated as nice or something, or my gain, my honor or something
fortunately? is automatically failing college entrance exam a good thing?
lolling? rolling?
reflection time...
probably earth sage "di xian"
