wait a damn minute- this is omegaverse/!? HELL YEAH
i kinda hate reading the text bubbles so close to bros dick…i’m intimidated
wow i can barely tell it’s him :I
oh mr beetlejuice pants lookin ass
the bruise just magically disappears
the matching hair is crazy
bro u ain’t avoiding shit rn
ok but fr book->movie adaptation concept right here
bro should write fanfic with this kind of vocab
you go to sleep so pookie can go hide love notes in the script
yeah can’t think straight bc ur gay for him
it’s his asshole :]
bruh…i though u couldn’t get stupider
where’s customer service- where’s HR- someone lock this man up
bruh he took the WHOLE blanket?
me at work fr
this is very /srs but i can’t get past the fact that bro is bare ass naked for this conversation
it’s already piss colored dude
