no he just wants YOUR "stick" up his butt.
this is the most unromantic way I have EVER seen someone describe being in love
DUDE MIND THE FOURTH WALL IT'S VERY FRAGILE!
No Angst Only Hugs Now.
this calls for a Dramatic Anime Motivational Speech!!
Oh honey, he writes BLs. He's gotta be as virgin as they come.
"well, I can't just TELL her I'm trying to seduce a guy..."
...I think friends who "help out" each other is kinda the DEFINITION of Sex Friends.
That moment you realize your (soon-to-be) boyfriend is a FREAKIN' NINJA.
"He'll probably b ok-" *THUNK* *radish top goes flying* "...yeeaaah better not chance it."
Jun.exe has stopped working, please restart using a kiss.
wow, this sweet summer child has never even HEARD of the internet, has he?
and they both had 2 go 2 the doctor bc they caught a cold from SLEEPING OUTSIDE!!!
literally!
Alternate title: "Bro?" "Bro!"
"so, we gonna do it?" "...you're a guy." "well yeah, but I'm a HOT guy."
Girl: *hits on guy A really hard* Guy A: wow, she sure does like guy B!
gotta draw the line somewhere.
