That mentality is a bit twisted, but I get it
That's not the worst he did, but, yes, that's illegal.
I'd say
He is
Uh-oh...
You fucking should!
AW! They're so damn cute!! And stupid. Just fucking tell each other that, sooner!!
AW!!!!!!!!
THAT was clear (not to her, though, somehow)
Aw
She's so cute!