this wouldn't have happened if you didn't keep finding reasons to stay with me.... -him
idk, but i'm glad
are we sure he ISN'T flirting with you?
he's already your type, and he's like the nicest dude ever... 'twas inevitable
divorced or dead... for happiness sake i hope she's not dead already...
oh wait... that's the dude from the other story, almost didn't recognize him
oof...
I honestly have no idea what bro was about to say, but now we’ll never know lol
*mission failed successfully*
Such a considerate boyfriend lol
“Prepare yourself cause I'm letting loose once we’re done,” is apparently what you should’ve said
That’s a cover, this is what actually makes bro nervous
Oh damn… screenshotting THAT look on your face so I can show bro ALSO
Screenshotting that look on your face so I can show bro
Pat pat pat :)
As a typical person… I would hella be panicking ahhhjj
Your losing your virginity perhaps… ( preparing for that is pretty important)
Sea anemones, bivalves, coral, sponges etc...(yes, these are all animals)
