he wouldn't beat someone up, it's aight.
cuz bro won't tell him.
long ass arms
do it.
you don't know? you were there lol.
nah wait, i love this guy.
damn.
that's a line that sounds good when fictional people say it, but cringe irl lol.
i would tell dude my deepest secrets (i don't have any, but i would make some up for him)
*crying noises* and what would those be?
the self deprecating PART. HE MEANS THE SELF DEPRECATING PART and YOU THAT WONT TALK TO HIM
BRO. CHILL OUT. YOUR STRESSING WAY MORE THAN YOU NEED TO. THIS DUDE IS SUPER NICE.
actually... NOT TALKING TO HIM AND KEEPING HIM IN THE DARK IS MAKING HIM FEEL WORSE!!
HIM TOO!!
dumping your past experience on this dude is the thing that's not fair
you would think that, but his inner dialogue is surprisingly clear about the debacle.
no one forcing bro to give a blow job but his own brain, so it's okay.
bro is actually right, like, he hasn't been wrong so far.
