me irl shoving my cat in ppl's faces
when two sluts have a slut-off
that is some... extremely questionable anatomy
actual footage of me trying to compliment someone's hair
( ° ʖ °)
idk why but the single sock is sending me
uhhh yeah that's how bdsm works, genius
squeak! (but also yes valid reason not to cosleep)
drowning is a perfectly reasonable response to unrequited vulnerability
career goal: acting credit as Tentacle D
sample?!
TIME TO PANIK
