because you have MARBLES in your FUVKING DICK!!
Ah yes the great horror of gay sex
In public,, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CAFE,,, BRIGHTNESS TURNED UP,, ON A S&M PORN WEBSITE!!?!?!
THE PIPE ?!?!
My standards even tho I’m ugly as duck
BRUH THIS IS SO ME
THIS IS MY GOAL IN LIFEE
Me at school:
My face when bae tries to escape:
Dat run Twink af
THE PROFESSOR IS WILD HAHA
The girls know what’s uppp