So he’s either adopted or an albino.. either way, BE NICE TO HIM
HAHA btch
bruh
I WOULD LOOK @ U LIKE THT TOO
SHUT DOOR, LOCK IT, BURN THE CASTLE DOWN, ESCAPE
CALL THE AMBULANCE! CALL THE AMBULANCE! Wait- actually, don’t >:]
Allow me- *BAP BAP BAP the mother and father*
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! DONT RUIN THIS FOR US, EMPEROR
WHAT?!
No no noooo divorce her already you handsome bastard!
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME! I SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERS
WHAT THE FCK! WHT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK
….all the men…seem dumb
U DOMT GET TO JUDGE HIM
I hope he throws up all over ur car
Fuck u fuck u fuck u
….babe I’m gonna need u to chug this bitch
Everyone: We don’t give a sht, man
